What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do some people enjoy being dominated?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Has anyone been tricked into having sex with a shemale? How was the experience?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

© you're so funny!

A View to a Kill

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die

Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”